That’s what I feel as I stroll the streets today and see all the urchins lollygagging about. There’s simply no reason for that, and once we open the Smellington Academy they’ll know what it means to get a job done. And the riffraff on the street! Why aren’t these people working, for the love of Smedley?
I say, I support Mikey and Joel with the best of them (and of course I wouldn’t consider association with anyone else) but you have to draw the line somewhere. I mean, it’s bad enough they aren’t coming in weekends. Let’s not compound this outrage.
I shall have a talk with Mikey and we’ll see the urchins trudge through the snow next time, as well they should.
Smellington G. Worthington III