First of all, I’d like to thank Chatty Runsforth for his invaluable contribution, and the many of you who’ve come over to investigate our new project. I urge you all to get out your checkbooks for Chatty. It’s important we keep one of our own running City Hall.
That said, I’m a reasonable chap, by all accounts. But this rabble in the schools has just become too much. There comes a time when a chap has to stand up and say, “What ho!”
Now in the video below, early on you see Chancellor Klein, the longest-sitting chancellor in years, taking an important message on his portable telephonic device. Yet the blaggards in this room not only fail to show him due respect, they continue talking. This is outrageous! Why if my servants were to behave in this fashion, they’d be on the street in no time.
Anyhoo, as the meeting continues a slide comes up that indicates class size is the number one concern of city parents. Quite reasonably, the wise gentlemen working for Chancellor Klein simply added together a bunch of other concerns so that class size was no longer the main issue.
Yet some upstart on the board takes exception to this wise decision and dares to question it! Now I’m not one to criticize Mikey Bloomberg, but for goodness sakes, why doesn’t he simply fire that bounder? Give him his severance pay and toss him into the street!
No more mollycoddling! Let them pull themselves up by their bootstraps, just like I did.
Smellington G. Worthington III