Regrets for neglecting the old bloggywog. Have been yachting at St. Barts with Muffy and the poolboy. Told Muffy we didn’t need the poolboy on the yacht but Muff said we also needed a yachtboy at the pool. Muffy and pool boy spent a great deal of time discussing the viability of adding a pool to the yacht, but it all came to naught.
I’ve been hearing a great deal about Joel and this Al Sharpton bloke. They say if Joel spends enough time running around with this fellow it may convince the Great Unwashed that we don’t worry simply about People Like Us. Now this may be true, but it certainly seems to me that People Like Us should be running the system. I mean, we can’t have blokes educated in public schools running them. That just won’t wash, old bean. And if you’re part of the Great Unwashed, you can’t expect the likes of Joel or me to come around and wash you.
So let’s tread carefully, Joel, with this Sharpton chap. Let him get his picture on the telly, or whatever, but let’s not have him muddying our agenda. When the Smellington Academy opens in 09, we’ll show them a thing or three.
Well, must dash. Have to take the pheasant out from under the glass. Pheasants really should not be kept under glass. Peasants, of course, are another issue entirely.