I say, there’s been a lot of brouhaha over Caroline, and let me be the first to point out that she’s strictly PLU. Meanwhile, every pleb with a typewriter is out to dash her hopes. Now the Kennedys have been in it long enough to be considered not quite old money, but old enough money to get the job done. So let’s stop these preposterous protests from the New York Times, which seems to have considerably less capital than Caroline.
She’s a grand old girl, doing her bit for Mikey, and helping make the city school system what it is today, Why, without the likes of Caroline, the Smellington Academy would be a mere pipe dream. But thanks to Mikey and Joel, and now Caroline, we’ll have it up and running in a jiffy. Gadzooks, what a bunch of whiners out there on the internets!
Now that Mikey has stood up to let the bootless and unhorsed know their laughable elections are of no consequence. we can be sure that he’ll be there protecting our interests for the forseeable future. Naturally, I regret Chatsworth will not be taking over, but the truth is old Chatty has been overindulging the alcohol of late, and may not have been in the best position to protect our interests.
Remember, Caroline is our girl, and when she’s in the Senate she’ll remember on which side her bread is buttered.
Smellington G. Worthington III