Have invited a tennis buddy of ours, Augustus Smith-Smythe, to lend a voice to the burgeoning billionaire lobby here at BER. As you all know, the mainstream media is replete with ne’er do wells and reprobates who care nothing for pressing issues like tax cuts for PLUs.
Personally, I’m sick to death of seeing the bootless and unhorsed trotted out as worth listening to, and we need a voice the caliber of Smith-Smythe’s to provide much needed fairness.
Well, on with it, chaps. Must dash. Muffy and the pool boy seem to be having a bit of bother extricating themselves from under the sink in the pool room.
Smellington G. Worthington III
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