That’s what I am when I see that young man Barack Obama on the television talking about school reform. He’ll get charter schools into every corner of this nation! I see Smellington Academies in every nook and cranny of this country. Recession be damned!
Do you know how much money there is in education, even in bad times? Billions upon billions! And till now, it’s been frittered away on urchins and malcontents who have no idea what it’s worth! I say, Muffy can get another yacht, and another yachtboy if need be. Why should we be restricted to the one?
This Barack chap is just what the masses need, and the good times are just beginning!
Smellington G. Worthington III