There’s a new article over at the excellent publication, The New York Daily News. I don’t often peruse this particular publication, as it pertains primarly to pictorial postulations, but this just pops with peppery punch.
One of Mikey’s new principals explains how he saved a dying school. It’s admirable. All he did was turn out the malcontents and rabble-rousers, and then pack the halls with enthusiastic newcomers. By stocking the new school with enthusiastic fresh rabble, things improved tremendously. Apparently there are several other schools in this building, and Lord knows what goes on in them, but the fact that this one works is good enough for me.
And what to do with those that were turned out? We’ll gladly take them into the new Smellington Academy, where we guarantee excellent results. In fact, any teacher who doesn’t pass 100% of our students will be dismissed forthwith. What more could one ask?
Well, must dash. Muffy and the poolboy appear to be in a position from which they’re curiously unable to extricate themselves. Remarkable how much time those two spend repairing that walk-in closet. Must get a servant on it right away.
Smellington G. Worthington III