I say, I was just reading this reprehensible piece of trash on the internets when I noticed there was some group called Donors Choose encouraging teachers to see Waiting for Superman. For the uninitiated, Waiting for Superman is a really boffo film that explains how bad teacher unions are, and how we need to replace unionized schools with charters forthwith. Naturally, this is a message that needs to be peddled to the great unwashed, and this organization has dedicated itself to making sure teachers see it.
In fact, at the Smellington Academy, viewing of this film will be mandatory for any teachers wishing to work for us. They should be proud to receive this information. Though they will not be on the clock for viewing the film, we will give them all two full hours in the evening to see it. We will require, of course, a favorable review of at least 1200 words, but otherwise it will be strictly a pleasurable experience.
We at the Smellington Academy are always on the lookout for boffo organizations like Donor Choose, and if the chap who dreamt up this admirable plan should ever find himself at a loose end, there are always management positions open at the academy.
Smellington G. Worthington III