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Gadzooks

It’s been a very demanding week. On television, it appears many of the candidates are nouveau riche, indicating they have money now, but didn’t use to have it. This is very disappointing. To appreciate money, one needs to have grown up with it. How on earth can these upstarts handle the country?

I’m told on good authority that it’s chic to be a Democrat this year, so I suppose if I want the appropriate grants for my charter school that I’ll have to at least pretend. I suppose I could change my party affiliation, as Mikey did when it became expedient. Still, when Mikey runs, I’ll have to throw him my support and appear to be independent.

Must dash. Muffy is occupied with the gardener and requesting some tools I’ve never heard of before. Dash those modern conveniences.

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